Sunday, December 11, 2005

im damn TRAUMATISED.

Not by tiko uncles or pervertic bangaladeshis,not by weird funny singaporeans,not by kaiyin's laughter,not by reina's hideousness.But by a car accident.Yes pls send in the flowers,hampers of bird nest n chicken essence.I need them alot.

Just now at mayb 11 plus liddat ching,reina,kaiyin n me took a cab home from alana's place.ching got off first.The cab is on the way to my place.Then just as the cab turn out of a bend into AYE,n while reina,kaiyin n me were engaging in a conversation in the taxi,the tranquility n peace in the taxi is broken by a loud bang and all of us jerked forward.

Okay i had the immediate silly tot tat there was a bomb explosion.ya laugh at it now its ridiculous.I dunno y the bang i heard just made me tot of terrorists immediately.The both of them tot something fell on the roof of the cab or something.Turned out tat a MERCS (SBL 7778G) banged into the back of the taxi.Aft we realise we were in a car accident,both kaiyin n me felt pain in our lower back becuz both of us r in the back seat.I went like "FUCK!" without thinking becuz the pain n the angry voice of the merc driver's scolding made me feel so agitated at tat moment.The malay taxi driver got out of the car n went to talk to tat einstein-looking driver n they engaged in an argument for quite some time.All the while the 3 of us remained in the taxi n we ourselves engaged in another heated discussion of whose fault is it n how scary n traumatic it was n what we r gonna do with the meter jumping merrily.After quite some time,the merc actually drove off n the taxi uncle came back into the taxi n told us its the merc driver's fault.WAH LAO ASSHOLE LEH!His fault then he dunno how to express his concern for us de ah!We r damn traumatised kay!Only the taxi driver came back to ask us whether we r okay halfway during his argument with the merc driver.But the stupid uncompassionate merc driver actually drove off aft giving his hp no. n nv bother to c if he needs to pay medical bills for us too.We r damn pissed la.Where got ppl so unresponsible n so unapologetic liddat de.Got money big la.Bang a few cars here n there,cause trauma in ppl got money then can solve everything BIG LAA!?Aft the driver told us its the merc driver's fault,the 3 of us were so agitated n even came to the conclusion tat we shld have got down from the cab to argue with the merc driver too n preferably crawl to the merc driver to show him how badly injured we r so tat he can sponsered us a full medical body check at NUS so we can all get a free stay n free food for 1 day!!haha Not funny okay.When i got down the taxi,we realised tat the car actually banged and smashed the right side of the taxi( n im sitting at the right side of the taxi) .If it was a crash at the right side,i dun think i can tell u guys now how bad luck can cause death.Becuz i think all these suay things tat happen to me its due to bad luck..really.

At orchard,b4 going to alana's hse, i knocked into many aunties n altho i said sorry they all gave me the "i will curse ur ancestors" look.Even as i walk, there r many times where i slip n nearly fall.Even in a bus to alana's hse, i will nearly tumble down the steps of the bus altho my hand is holding onto the pole.I concluded tat its my unlucky day and i only rmb tis as im writing tis entry.WAH LAO!c!?How can bad luck kill.Im really gonna write a book abt tis n going in depth abt the myths,legends,stories and theories tat revolved abt bad luck.hahaha Tats gonna b boring n i shall write it perhaps when im bald,wrinkly n bored.

Oh ya the uncle who towed the taxi told us to get into the taxi n the taxi will drive us to the nearest bus stop becuz standing at the roadside is very dangerous.But the way he explained ah...damn funny really.It is true but hes really scaring us la.He said something along tis,"Its dark now the drivers wont c well ,u nv know what will happen.U can die!"I argued tat my sis is coming to pick us up here in a short while so we can wait here but he insisted we get back on the taxi.Okay his last word freaked me out so we just got on the taxi.My sis then later sent reina n kaiyin home.My sis later told me in a serious manner tat if i still feel pain in my lower back the nxt morn , i better go for a check up becuz i may have hurt my spine or something when we lurched fwd n rebound(is tat the right word to use!?) back to seat(ya we din put on seat belts).Okay tat freaked me out agn.The painful part is still red now.Lets hope everything is fine tml.Its really so scary to think tat what cld have happened if it is a crash as in those tat the cars involved were reduced to pieces of metal instead of jus a bang?I already felt so scared n traumatised when its a bang.

That stupid merc...if he dare to accuse the taxi driver n say its his fault(which he will quite typically do becuz he think he rich he is forever right),we will b witnesses.hahaha I mean seriously, we think the merc driver will deny n so we gave the taxi driver our phone no.s so tat we can b witnesses.Since hes so rich, its best to claim some money for he emotional trauma we went thru.Is $500 too lil?haha ya but on a serious note, whoever reads tis pls pls pls rmb to put on seatbelt whenever u sit on a car.Its troublesome..i know u r lazy n everything but still the seatbelt is still something safe tat keeps u from flying out if u r ever involved in a car crash.Dun think u wont b so suay.U nv know.I myself tot so until today.

hahaha!i think i sound so serious...ummm its good enuff for a "Pls put on seatbelt" campaign isnt it?haha I gotta slp now tml looking for JOB~ Wee hee. :)

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY , ALANA!

flutter @ 1:19 AM