His smile is so cute. :))) Im so crazy over his smile in fact.I think he resembles me when i was mayb 2,3 yrs old when he smiles.Like seriously!Im not bull-shitting.haha Tats y he will surely grow up to b a handsome kid. :)hahaha! And me, the great aunt, will dress him up n make him a lady killer once he enters teenhood.I will bring him out to shopping,n teach him to b gentlemanly so tat he will b some charismatic da shuai ge whom dozens of silly xiao mei mei will b infatuated with.But of course, i will always remind him those xiao mei meis will b brief flings n me,the great aunt,will still b his greatest love(yes he will love me more than his parents).No im not paedophile , i just wan him to b obsessed with me.wahaha.
hahaha think im the obsessed one here becuz im so bored tat im coming up with so much nonsense.
Did i say he got enviable eyelashes?I feel like cutting his lashes off n paste on mine.GUY NEED SO LONG LASHES FOR WHAT!?
"YAY!Hail Yi-yi!I love her!Look at her,arent everybody supp to love her!?Its so hard not to b obsessed with her.When i grow up,i will wear a cardboard with" Janet is the Queen" infront of my sch uniform everyday.I hope tis will spark off a new trend n even my classmates will love Yi-yi! =D "
I know he loves me.
"I..cant..talk...properly....becuz...YI-YI is so FUNNY!*gives a hearty laugh*She is so humourous and entertaining.I love her jokes.They r classic!I intended not to show my teeth becuz its not a complete set of milk teeth but yi-yi jokes r so funny i got no choice but to show my bo gay =( "
Ryan knows me best. :)))))
"EE-yer.Y Yi-yi's fren look so hideous de!?Tat aside, their jokes r terrible!Nothing compared to yi-yi. I dun like them. =( So stupid cant even think of a good joke.nvm..yi-yi's fren i mus respect.Uncle, Auntie, come i give u a feeble smile to patronise u."
Seems like Ryan know my friends well too.Such a clever dah-ling.
"U mus b coming up with ridiculous accusations to throw at yi-yi right?U all very mean leh..later say my yi-yi shameless ah..say my yi-yi bo liao ah..just to prove tat u all more humourous izzit?U all very petty leh.Yi-yi really is very humourous what. Without her u guys wld prob bcum a fossil now la.Such boring ppl shld b happy u have yi-yi as a fren!I look down on u all.Such meanies.I dont even wan to c u all!"
Still see!SEE what SEE! I beat u all ah!GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,U FILTHY PIECE OF STALE HUM JI PENG.
